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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

tony's fantasy

looks like the tropical air down there on okinoerabu has invaded whatever part of our good friend tony's brain that regulates his ability to perceive reality. just look at what he sent me:
Dude, Bush isn't going to win more than 4 or 5 states.
What are you smoking?
My money is that he won't even be allowed to accept
his party's nomination.

I think this attack on DeLay may be the only thing
that saves him from a power move from Hastert and
Frist.

The torture scandal is about to engulf Ashcroft,
Albert Gonzalez, Steve Cambone, Doulas Feith,
Rumsfeld, Dick Myers, Sanchez, and possibly Wolfowitz.
It already knocked off the top two at CIA.

The Plame affair is going to knock off Lewis Scooter
Libby and Karl Rove.

The 9/11 Commission is about to wobble Bush's image as
a strong leader on 9/11 and the movie Fahrenheit 911
is going to knock him down in the dirt with 11 minutes
of Bush reading a book about a pet goat while new
yorkers do 100 story swandives off the twin towers.

Cheney is caught in a lie about Halliburton contracts,
he is about to lose his case to keep the Energy Task
Force shit secret, he already has about a 28% approval
rating.

Sharon Bush has a book coming out talking about how
corrupt the Bush family is.

They are about to indict people for stealing files on
Capitol Hill.

Clinton's book is coming out with the movie The
Hunting of the President.

Iraq is descending into a pure hell, we don't have any
troops to dissuade Iran from going nuclear.

Powell and Armitage are opening and intentionally
harming the President.

The CIA is on a warpath to destroy the President.

The civilians at Justice are feeding the torture
scandal, as are the JAG's at the Pentagon.

There has not been one single Republican senator
willing to go on TV and defend the President in 6
months.

Donald Gregg, Bush Sr.'s chief of staff when he was VP
basically called Bush Jr. a war criminal in the NY
Times op-ed this week.

George Will has called them incompetent.

Pat Buchanan is on the warpath against the neo-cons.

Tucker Carlson has renounced the administration.

Anthony Zinni wrote a book with Tom Clancy calling
them criminally incompetent.

Paul O'Neill called the deaf leading the blind.

Richard Clarke said they did nothing on terrorism.

Rand Beers is working for Kerry.

The libertarians have already abandoned the party.

The idiots scheduled their convention in NYC where
Bush is polling under 25%.

I could go on.

Kerry is letting the Republicans do his campaigning
for him.

It is June.

The end of next month is the time to step up and put
the stake in the heart.

But before that, I believe that Frist and Hastert will
make a power play and ask Bush not to accept the
nomination since if he does they will lose their
leadership positions and he will get impeached.

Hastert will become President, Frist will accept the
nomination, and pick Pataki for a running mate.

And the real election will be on.

see what i mean? (looks like it actually came from someone over at daily kos, but who's keeping score?)

and R.I.P. to the lakers. i say this having been born in inglehood, california. they did not deserve the title...but i think i have nonetheless died a little bit on me insides...
go rams?