joy

we here at tepid industries take great pleasure in announcing the joyous event of the engagement of rob to mike. for details, see their new blog.

SOTU

here are the rules. are you ready??

a sample:

Every time he says....

“The state of our union is strong…”
1 drink

mandate
1 drink

Iraq
small 1

terror (however it’s pronounced)
small 1

Iyad Allawi
1 drink

democracy
2 drinks

elections
1 drink (+1 if referring to his own)

freedom
1 drink

Saddam Hussein or Saddam
1 drink

the name of another prominent Baathist
3 drinks

"Bring it on"
Arm-wrestle the person next to you; loser drinks

Michael Moore
Stuff food in your mouth and drool