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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

SOTU

here are the rules. are you ready??

a sample:

Every time he says....

“The state of our union is strong…”
1 drink

mandate
1 drink

Iraq
small 1

terror (however it’s pronounced)
small 1

Iyad Allawi
1 drink

democracy
2 drinks

elections
1 drink (+1 if referring to his own)

freedom
1 drink

Saddam Hussein or Saddam
1 drink

the name of another prominent Baathist
3 drinks

"Bring it on"
Arm-wrestle the person next to you; loser drinks

Michael Moore
Stuff food in your mouth and drool