junk mail?

Dear [name withheld]:

I regret to inform you that I have decided not to extend into the future the conditions under which your present living arrangements have evolved.

Please be advised that the negotiations regarding your future living arrangements are currently underway. I would like to emphasize that your participation in this negotiation process is not, strictly speaking, required.

However, I hereby inform you that your continued absence from the above negotiation process will result in your future living arrangements being decided for you.

Please let me know if you have any questions.

With best wishes,
Your Reality.

(from dmitry podborits, illustration brought to our attention by the rrragtimer)